The eleventh day of Christmas

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven pipers piping, ten lords a leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a milking, seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree!

Deck the Halls (Greed Version)

(to the tune of "Deck The Halls")

'Tis the season to be greedy!

Fa la la la la, La la la la!

Treat ourselves, forget the needy!

Fa la la la la, La la la la!

Charging gifts with wild abandon!

Fa la la la la, La la la la!

Credit limits not withstandin'!

Fa la la la la, La la la la!

Sing we now the spendthrift's carol!

Fa la la la la, La la la la!

Buying presents by the barrel!

Fa la la la la, La la la la!

Throwing parties, being merry!

Fa la la la la, La la la la!

Till bills come in January!

Fa la la la la, La la la la!